October 7, 2011

The good and the bad

The good can be good and the bad can be really bad. Shall we play the “Let me top that story” game?

So I heard about this teacher. He went to class drunk. That’s not surprising because many teachers drink before their evening class so it’s likely that some are drunk, right? Well, he was probably drunk enough to slur his consonants and the students couldn’t understand him though he’s pretty incomprehensible anyway. So someone asked, “Teacher, have you been drinking?” or maybe more directly, “Teacher, are you freak’n drunk?”

I guess he was because apparently he slammed his fist down on the desk and continued to rant and rave for the next 30 minutes. In retaliation, he gave the students a hopelessly difficult passage to translate (probably something he wrote himself) and then failed them all. How come nobody got that on a mobile and let it go Lao viral? Or did someone forget to flush?